The Destroyers FC: one win in twenty-eight
4 Sept 2026

| P | W | D | L | GF | GA | Pts | Pos | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Premier League | 22 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 22 | 100 | 5 | 12th |
| Champions League, league phase | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 26 | 0 | 12th |
| All competitions | 28 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 25 | 126 |
One win. The Destroyers FC won one match all season, 3–0 against The Hate Central FC in Gameweek 15, their only clean sheet. They lost fourteen league matches in a row and went seventeen without a win.
They did not win away from home, where they conceded 61 in eleven league matches. The heaviest defeat was 11–1 at Blaze Dominion FC. In the Champions League they lost all six, scoring three.
Julián Álvarez scored 4. Lionel Messi scored 3 before moving to Star Vipers CF.
Scorers were not recorded in 5 of their 28 matches.