The Destroyers FC finish on five points
31 Aug 2026

The Destroyers FC end the season bottom of the Premier League with 5 points from 22 matches: one win, two draws and nineteen defeats.
They conceded 100 goals, an average of more than four a match, and scored 22. Their only win, 3–0 with a clean sheet, came at the twenty-fifth attempt.
Above them, The Hate Central FC finish on 10, Beast Era FC on 15 and Wretchedly Terrible FC on 16. Wretchedly Terrible won 3–0 at Beast Era FC on the final day.