Star Vipers CF: Torres, and not a single draw
| P | W | D | L | GF | GA | Pts | Pos | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Premier League | 22 | 13 | 0 | 9 | 72 | 38 | 39 | 6th |
| Champions League, league phase | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 6 | 15 | 3rd |
| All competitions | 30 | 19 | 0 | 11 | 90 | 47 |
No draws. Star Vipers CF played thirty matches and drew none of them, in any competition. They won eight of eleven league matches away and five of eleven at home, and scored in every league match they played.
Their goal difference of +34 is the joint second-best in the league, but nine defeats left them sixth. The biggest win was 10–0 against The Destroyers FC; the heaviest defeat, 5–3 at Wretchedly Terrible FC.
In the Champions League they were third in the league phase and went out in the quarter-final to Dream Fail Team, 3–2 on aggregate.
Fernando Torres scored 45, more than anyone in the association, won the Premier League's Golden Boot with 36, made 23 more and was man of the match twelve times, also the most of anyone. He was Player of the Week twice, and Lionel Messi once after arriving mid-season.
Scorers were not recorded in 1 of their 30 matches.