Mystic Spyder: the best defence, seventh in the table
| P | W | D | L | GF | GA | Pts | Pos | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Premier League | 22 | 11 | 4 | 7 | 62 | 30 | 36 | 7th |
| Champions League, league phase | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 7 | 15 | 2nd |
| All competitions | 32 | 17 | 4 | 11 | 100 | 48 |
The meanest defence. Mystic Spyder conceded 30 league goals, fewer than anyone, and had the league's fourth-best goal difference, +32. They were never beaten by more than two goals in any competition. Seven defeats and a one-point deduction — a player named in the lineup who was not in the squad — left them seventh on 36.
Their biggest wins were 9–0 against The Hate Central FC in the Champions League and 9–1 against Wretchedly Terrible FC in the league.
In the Champions League they were second in the league phase, drew 6–6 with Dream Fail Team over the semi-final's two legs, lost the decider 3–1 and lost the third-place match 2–1 to Blaze Dominion FC.
Zlatan Ibrahimović scored 43, second only to Torres, and 20 in the Champions League, more than anyone there; he was man of the match ten times and Player of the Week twice. Lamine Yamal scored 20 and made 19; Serhou Guirassy scored 19.
Scorers were not recorded in 3 of their 32 matches.