Mystic Spyder lead with thirty goals in six

Mystic Spyder lead the Premier League after six rounds: five wins, a draw, sixteen points and thirty goals. Star Vipers CF are a point behind them with twenty-four.

Nobody else has reached twenty. Blaze Dominion FC are third on thirteen points having scored nine, which is a different way of going about it and, so far, an effective one — they have conceded five.

At the other end, The Destroyers FC have lost all six of their league matches, scored one and conceded twenty-seven.

Ibrahimović takes his second player of the week and is on sixteen goals for the season. In the same round Lamine Yamal scored five in a 9–1 win over Wretchedly Terrible FC.