At the twenty-fifth attempt, The Destroyers FC win a match

The Destroyers FC have won a football match. 3–0, against The Hate Central FC, in their twenty-fifth game of the season.

The twenty-four before it read: twenty-three defeats and one draw — a 2–2 at Beast Era FC in Gameweek 12 that ended a run of twenty straight losses. They had conceded 117 goals. They had been beaten 10–0, 11–1 and 10–1 in the space of seven Gameweeks, lost Messi, Mbappé and Rice in the transfer window, and taken one point all season.

This was 3–0, and a clean sheet, which they had not managed once.

They are still bottom and it does not change the season. It is the best afternoon anybody at that club has had in a very long time.